"That was your money getting us out of the airport, so quit whining," Yelena said, rolling her eyes. "And I didn't ask if you were a witch. I asked if that was supposed to mean anything to me and if you did porn, and you suddenly start talking about fertilization and dancing naked."

Honestly if he had said he just did porn this would be less awkward.

"Also, newsflash: who hasn’t heard of magic? Dr. Strange is an Avenger and some kind of wizard. Everyone knows about magic. Plus, there’s a talking raccoon out there, so your cat isn't that weird."

She took the next exit and pulled into a gas station. "C'mon, we're switching cars."

It took her two seconds to decide the next car they were stealing. "C'mon Fanny and Boston! This is going to be fun."