You try being fifteen and having a sophisticated older friend who says she's going to teach you better ways to do magic that you gradually realize are horrible. See how you like it.

"Oh, no!" Lydia exclaimed. "We don't have anything like that!" She'd never heard of a Gilgamesh and nor was she going to try to pronounce it! "Well, when Kitty and I were girls we would sometimes trade Mary's dancing skill away on the night of assemblies to better ours, but she never danced anyway so I didn't think she missed it. I have since wondered if that might have had something to do with why she never danced," she confessed, "but then again it was Mary." Could go either way tbh.