Adrian. Adrian. This was how you ended up in Scottsboro, Alabama searching the "Unusual Finds" section of Unclaimed Baggage for your actual heart. (Yes, you could also pay a finder, but imagine that conversation.)

"I do understand the theory, of course--at least, I know how much power there is in having one's heart figuratively ripped out--" Don't ask her why she knew that! "But I don't think I expected it to be quite so literal," she admitted.